I shall receive the flogging! The Passion of the Christ has been declared victorious in our "Torture a Critic" poll. I look forward to opening a bottle of Two Buck Chuck and arming myself with two large pillows and a stuffed animal for my viewing. I shall give you a detailed report of my cinematic passion, perhaps even with a choice audio clip or two of my horrified reactions.
I know what you're thinking, but no, this is not an SNL skit making fun of Gibson's film
Stay tuned, dear readers, for the coming crown of thorns.