Tuesday, March 24, 2009
"You take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban:" The Genius of Groucho Marx
"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book."
"Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!" (Groucho's last words).